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Old 04-01-2011, 01:40 AM  
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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Originally Posted by DamianJ View Post
"OMG, like you are, like, still watching, like 2D porn? That's SO 5 minutes ago"
I'd go with something like this, but shorter and more blunt


"Still watching yesterday's porn in 2D? Click to enter the 3rd dimension NOW."

You're asking a question that you've answered for the viewer. They are going to say YES to your product without being given an option. A rhetorical question like this forces the reader to answer the way you want them to, whether they want to answer the question or not. They are essentially saying "Yes, I am behind the times". Then hit them with the call to action, implying that they can catch up with the rest of the herd. No one wants to be left behind, and they already just admitted to themselves that they aren't current. The less words used, the more blunt impact you'll have. Don't confuse the reader just tell him outright "you're behind the times unless you watch our porn, bitch". I'm sure it could do with a little tweaking, I'm no expert copywriter, but you get the idea...
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