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15 mins before the slap heard round the forum....
KB -- "Psst, Dugan, c'mere. Over here."
Dugan -- "Yeah, what's up man?"
KB -- "I'll give you twenty bucks to go over and talk dirty to my woman, and I'll come over and bitchslap you one. It'll be great, be all over GFY and stuff. Deal?"
Dugan -- "Make it fifty"
KB -- "Thirty"
Dugan -- "For a slap, fifty"
KB -- "For fifty I want two slaps"
Dugan -- "Deal"
KB -- "K, really make it good, mouth off and call me grandpa and shit"
Dugan -- "You got it bro"
Just my mind at work. Hey, it could happen. :D
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