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livexxx · 04-20-2011, 03:51 PM

It's like making sure you dont go grocery shopping on an empty stomach, then you end up buying all the special offer crap. Having a pre-date wank means you dont end up with the first bird that looks like she might put out, LOL

04-20-2011, 03:51 PM
livexxx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,201	It's like making sure you dont go grocery shopping on an empty stomach, then you end up buying all the special offer crap. Having a pre-date wank means you dont end up with the first bird that looks like she might put out, LOL