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Old 04-20-2011, 10:28 PM  
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No, no, no man! Like the woman I lost my virginity to told me: "You're doing it all wrong".

You have to jerk off before a date, yes, but you STOP just when a little pre-cum comes out the tip. You take THAT and put it behind your right ear (more nerve endings there) but you DO NOT CUM. You want that crazed-gotta-cum energy when you're on a date, just sitting there, boiling underneath the surface. She'll feel it.....heh.

Try whacking it three or four times, stopping JUST before orgasm, before going out next time. You'll be like a fucking, twitching Terminater baby, and chicks dig that.

"What??? Okay Mom I'm writing some dating advice here, be up in a minute!!!"

Gotta go, dinner's ready. :D
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