ok, I changed my mind, I need the following:
24 unique website designs. Each site will consist of main page then content and category pages, so at least 3 layouts per site. I'd like to see 4 or 5 rough drafts of each.
I need logos for each of the 24 sites. Some toons and I'd like a few that are designed in 3D that do not require the person to wear glasses. Id like at least 2 of them to give off a scent that the user can smell the monitor.
Next I will need some programming. I want to some fancy fucking shit that blows peoples minds. I need some flashing lights, scrolling text and I need everything to connect to every dating API out there. Also, I'll need something created that when someone goes to a tubesite, it redirects back to mine and blocks the tubesite on their home modem for life.
I'll also need some original content. About 500 hours of video and some 50,000 images of various niches and microniches to start. I will send you a list.
That means I'll require some hosting. I need 100% uptime on 10 redundant servers backing up hourly. At least 500TB of BW a month because I also plan on uploading and downloading home movies I made on my VHS camcorder.
While this is going on, I'll need about 10,000 or so back links, 2,000 need to be from a PR4+ sites. I dont want any traffic leaks, so no returning links outside of my network.
Lastly, while the SEO is growing, I'll need some traffic. Probably about 1mm per day to start. I want all SE traffic of people on Google who have a history of making erratic purchases in the past. Please filter out cheap people and ones with no debit/credit cards.
I dont have time to manage all these events, so I'll need a project manager. Preferably someone with a doctrine in oceanic studies or 18th century women's culture. Your job will be to make sure everything is done correct and on time.
My total budget for this project is $26,130.12 Zimbabwe dollars
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