Top ten Excuses Why a porn girls doesn't show up for a shoot.
1. My grandmother died last night.
2. My grandfather died last night.
3. My mother died last night.
4. My father died last night.
5. My grandmother and grandfather died again last night.
6. My mother and father died last night.
7. My car broke down.
8. The Rental car got towed. Like they have a credit card that works!!
9. I had an accident and I am going home to get my id's.
10. It s too hard to tell the truth so I will just pick a lie from here and tell you that.
Please add on and see who has the most creative one, when we decide which is the best I will give it to the next talent that gives me the "family emergency" excuse...lol
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