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Originally Posted by ineedafix
As soon as you can use Final Cut Pro on a windows machine let me know.
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as soon as you launch a rocket with a Mac, just lmk
I just can imagine the situation:
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- Houston, we have a problem!
- What's going on?
- We can't land on Mars, the computer is asking us for the landing app, and to buy the "Space Odyssey" iTune
- ..... OK, permission granted, just buy those fucking apps and iTunes and land on Mars!
- OK, we're on it, roger
- .....
- Errr.... Houston, another problem....
- Now what?
- We installed the apps but now they don't work because our movements weren't tracked by our iPhones, probably because we don't have any iPhone here!
- ....
- ...but it says we can override that by buying the "Exception Tracking for Outer Space Exploring" app on Mac Store
- (eating his hat) OK, buy ANYTHING YOU NEED, just land!
- OK, thank you
- errr... Housty.... mmmm.... more problems
- NOW WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!
- The new app won't work in our latest Mac model because they launched a new one yesterday. They suggested us to get back to Earth, buy a new Mac and then the app will work
- (with a gun to his head) Abort mission....
- .... we would love to, buy we don't have the "abort mission" app, nor the "Getting back home" iTune and our CC was rejected
- .....
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