Hmmm.... lemme think.
1. "Stomach flu" - This is a classic on Friday/Sunday mornings after a night at bar.
2. "Car won't start" - Then they post on their profiles all day about being at the mall, etc..
3. "My babysitter didn't show up" - Another personal favorite
4. "Baby daddy didn't show up" - This has a lot of different combos with "baby daddy..."
5. "Power went out" - I guess this sounds better than, "forgot my alarm" or what not.
There are endless others from, "I forgot to do my laundry", or "I was half way there and forgot... ", also blaming shit on their ride. Whomever that was supposed to be.. roommate, boyfriend, whatever.
But my absolute personal favorite is when they do not show up, then later that same day hit you up asking when the next shoot will be or if you will pay them to fuck their feet/face/clam whatever because they reaaaaaaaaaaally need cash.
