Originally Posted by Peter Romero

My Mom wants to come to the shoot. (Cancelled)
My Boyfriend drove 1200 miles from Montana to come get me, he's down the street. (he was)
My Dad wants to watch. (WTF?!)
Does it have to be nude? (seriously?)
My Thunderdike girlfriend wants to watch and lick the cum off my face afterwards... is that cool? Otherwise I have to cancel. (300 pounds - swear to God, I let her watch!)
My Mom drove from Arizona and is at Dennys down the street. (Seriously?)
My Boyfriend only wants me doing solo girl and him now. (After 30 Inter-racial anal scenes)
Can it just be girl/girl? (the boy/girl shoot? Uhm..)
My friends just got murdered last night... and I was a witness. (The cops were talking to her on the phone all day, I listened in)
I gotta go to the tractor pull!!! (Yehaw!)

All true stories.