Mostly when I was younger, puking into a toilet, and sure I was about to die. I'd quietly speak into the bowl (so my buddies didn't hear in the next room), "please God, if you let me make it through this, if you let me live, I swear, I'll never drink again, NEVER, I SWEAR!"
Then of course I'd use the same speech the next night, and the next, and...
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