When we shoot in Ibiza during the summer season the excuses are amazing.
- My boyfriend OD'd and I had to go to hospital with him.
- My boyfriend got beat up by a drunk/bouncer/Guardia Civil and I had to go to hospital with him.
- I fell off a moped and have a road rash from ankle to hip, can we still shoot?
- I thought it was tomorrow (even though she had used the same excuse the day before)
- My boyfriend got arrested because the cops thought he was a dealer. (Was he? Yes. Well that would explain it then.)
- Tiesto is playing at Space. (Just like he does every Monday. I may be old, but I can read posters)
- It's sunny so I want to go to the beach instead of the shoot (and get tanlines/burnt because I'm a retarded Brit)
- My new tattoo is infected
- I'm flying home because my mum/gran/dad/cat/dog has died