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Originally Posted by TheDoc
Everyone knows Christian pets go to heaven with them.  |
Not the staunch christians who are paying $135+20/pet to have their beloved animals cared for after they get "took up to glory". I believe those folks know a thing or two about rapture, and since they believe pets have no immortal souls they will be left behind with us malefactors.
I wonder if there is a way to expand that service to evil people that came *that* close but the blessed son of heaven rejected them for some flaw or other. Like, "I'll take care of your wicked aunt Cindy who Jesus rejected cause she likes strong drink and make sure don't no harm come to her for $1000".
No kick against anyone's belief, I wouldn't want them to worry about those poor weeping masses who get LEFT BEHIND.