And my mom found out... because I didn't pull my boxers down, I just sat on a medal box on the roof pulled my jeans down and stuck my dick out through the dick-whole while she rode me (she had on a skirt).
So she basically left little blood spots all over the outside of my boxers and my mom knew exactly what it was when she went to do my laundry. She gave me a high five and told me to make sure I use condoms.
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