Let me check my schedule:
Hmmm, it's Friday night.
Going out to dinner: CHECK
Going to a casino to drink and gamble: CHECK
Hitting the strip club around midnight: CHECK
Ending up at The Green Door Swinger Club around 3 a.m. to fuck whores: CHECK
Nope, don't see "Acting like a dork and watching t.v. on a Friday night" on my schedule anywhere.
