Originally Posted by clitcartel

well my friend have I got good news for you... well perhaps not good news but a worthy theory I have been working on that might just change your life forever. Its my theory on hot blind chicks.

You see after having a fucking mess of a time dealing with yet another psycho I've had an epiphany... I just need to find a hot-as-fuck blind chick... Yep my friend, that's the ticket and let me explain why....

1. she cant wreck your car or any other car because she cant drive... saves buying her a car too and just think about the money you will save on gas. Shit if we all dated blind chicks just think about the environmental benefits... Dating blind is the green thing to do! And her ability to shop on her own with your money would be over with... yep... its all curbed by the blind-chick-cant-drive law that I think every state fully embraced some years ago.

2. no more prada, gucci, bebe or any of that shit.... fuck her and her fur coats.. she can just get a microfleece at target and stfu. I mean I donno what you guys are spending on chicks but its ridiculous how much their clothing costs when in truth we all just prefer them naked anyways. that culminated with the fact that you probably arent taking her seriously and already have plans to trade her in for a newer stripper with more tread on the tires leaves the hot blind chick still the number one solution to your problems.

3. arguments? they are immediately over... I mean seriously you can let her go for a minute or two but after that its simple... "look, you wanna keep it up? I'l'l move the couch... now what?" ...Problem solved.

4. Bank accounts, browser history, mindless tv shows.... dudes, the list goes on and on... I seriously cant see a downside to a hottie with some vision impairment...

Ill add more later but in conclusion... either tape her eye lids open at the next solar eclipse or drop her like a bad habit and test your luck out at your closest braille institute...

Cheers!