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clitcartel · 05-16-2011, 01:52 PM

LOL. this is coming from the christians that believe heaven is a fucking jeweled box... read revelations 21.

The angel who talked to me held in his hand a gold measuring stick to measure the city, its gates, and its wall. 16When he measured it, he found it was a square, as wide as it was long. In fact, its length and width and height were each 1,400 miles.c 17Then he measured the walls and found them to be 216 feet thickd (according to the human standard used by the angel).

18The wall was made of jasper, and the city was pure gold, as clear as glass. 19The wall of the city was built on foundation stones inlaid with twelve precious stones:e the first was jasper, the second sapphire, the third agate, the fourth emerald, 20the fifth onyx, the sixth carnelian, the seventh chrysolite, the eighth beryl, the ninth topaz, the tenth chrysoprase, the eleventh jacinth, the twelfth amethyst.

21The twelve gates were made of pearls—each gate from a single pearl! And the main street was pure gold, as clear as glass.

22I saw no temple in the city, for the Lord God Almighty and the Lamb are its temple. 23And the city has no need of sun or moon, for the glory of God illuminates the city, and the Lamb is its light. 24The nations will walk in its light, and the kings of the world will enter the city in all their glory. 25Its gates will never be closed at the end of day because there is no night there. 26And all the nations will bring their glory and honor into the city. 27Nothing evilf will be allowed to enter, nor anyone who practices shameful idolatry and dishonesty—but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s Book of Life.

are you fucking kidding me? all that prime ass star-studded real estate in space and god shacks up in a fucking jewelry box for the main event of "planetary destruction" on may 21st? a SQUARE jewelry box where no evil do'ers can come in and little homo angels run around with golden yard sticks to show us humans the vastness of heaven... Yo god, let me introduce you to my little friend google earth... now what? And hey, wouldnt the guy destroying the earth BE the evil do'er...?

I say bring it may 21st. Suck Out of My Ass may 21st. May 21st, you're just a punk ass bitch. Ill take your lunch money and your sister may 22nd all the way to the bank cuzz you aint gonna do shit... mark my words Ill still be chillin, the trolls will still be trollin, the hoe's will still be hoe'n and the dudes 'll still be spankin.

05-16-2011, 01:52 PM
clitcartel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 153	are you serious? LOL. this is coming from the christians that believe heaven is a fucking jeweled box... read revelations 21. The angel who talked to me held in his hand a gold measuring stick to measure the city, its gates, and its wall. 16When he measured it, he found it was a square, as wide as it was long. In fact, its length and width and height were each 1,400 miles.c 17Then he measured the walls and found them to be 216 feet thickd (according to the human standard used by the angel). 18The wall was made of jasper, and the city was pure gold, as clear as glass. 19The wall of the city was built on foundation stones inlaid with twelve precious stones:e the first was jasper, the second sapphire, the third agate, the fourth emerald, 20the fifth onyx, the sixth carnelian, the seventh chrysolite, the eighth beryl, the ninth topaz, the tenth chrysoprase, the eleventh jacinth, the twelfth amethyst. 21The twelve gates were made of pearls—each gate from a single pearl! And the main street was pure gold, as clear as glass. 22I saw no temple in the city, for the Lord God Almighty and the Lamb are its temple. 23And the city has no need of sun or moon, for the glory of God illuminates the city, and the Lamb is its light. 24The nations will walk in its light, and the kings of the world will enter the city in all their glory. 25Its gates will never be closed at the end of day because there is no night there. 26And all the nations will bring their glory and honor into the city. 27Nothing evilf will be allowed to enter, nor anyone who practices shameful idolatry and dishonesty—but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s Book of Life. are you fucking kidding me? all that prime ass star-studded real estate in space and god shacks up in a fucking jewelry box for the main event of "planetary destruction" on may 21st? a SQUARE jewelry box where no evil do'ers can come in and little homo angels run around with golden yard sticks to show us humans the vastness of heaven... Yo god, let me introduce you to my little friend google earth... now what? And hey, wouldnt the guy destroying the earth BE the evil do'er...? I say bring it may 21st. Suck Out of My Ass may 21st. May 21st, you're just a punk ass bitch. Ill take your lunch money and your sister may 22nd all the way to the bank cuzz you aint gonna do shit... mark my words Ill still be chillin, the trolls will still be trollin, the hoe's will still be hoe'n and the dudes 'll still be spankin. Last edited by clitcartel; 05-16-2011 at 01:55 PM..