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Old 05-18-2011, 09:41 AM  
kristin
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Best Customer Service Emails?

We got a good one the other day...

Dear Friends:
Beatrice* looked at my bank statement and viewed your bill and I told her it was for a translation app for my phone!
So I will have to mail you a money order to pay as I am not going to stop your wonderful service.
I am gay and my wife thinks I have been "cured"
I just have got tired of her nagging me.
Divorce is out of the question as that would deprive me of too much money.
So I need a place to send my payment through the mail.
We have separate bank accounts but she looks at mine once in a while.
I am not due until July.

*********
PV Trannies
******@gmail.com
User: 501stMPCO
Pass: ********
I am constantly advertising for PVTRANNIES and pink visual on Twitter to my 1000 followers
Best Wishes
SPC Mark L Dakota* U. S. Army RET
Military Police Corps

*Names changed for privacy.

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