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Old 05-19-2011, 02:01 PM  
V_RocKs
Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
 
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At a family friends house. I was younger than she was. She had tits and none of my same aged chick friends did so I was smitten with her.

Fun fact: We had just started "petting" and she was showing me how to kiss with tongue. Door busts open, light turns on. I think we are screwed! Her uncle (who is an ex-marine from Vietnam) starts yelling at me. "What kind of pussy sleeps in their clothes? You are dirtying up the bed, shithead! Down to your skivvies now!"

Lucky for me his yelling made my woody go away so no pup tent was protruding. Now I get to get in bed with her with a lot less clothes on? Wow... what a sweet uncle!
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