Him: Here's 120 x 2 refills for vicodin.
Me: Thanks. By the way, are they ever coming out with a version that has no tylenol? You know, liver concerns...
Him: Yes, shithead. It's called oxy. Here's 120 x 2 refills for oxy too, do whatever you want. I don't care, I'm going through a shitty divorce.
Me:
