Originally Posted by SallyRand

Boycott Mussolini Land.

"Why does the new Italian navy have glass bottoms on their boats?

So they can see the old Italian navy..."

"How many speeds does an Italian tank have?

Six.

One forward and FIVE in reverse!"

"Q: How do you confuse a Italian Soldier?

A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it"

"Q: You are approached by three men while walking down a dark city street. One British, one American, one Italian. They all seem intent on mugging you. However, you have a gun, but alas, only two bullets. What do you do?

A: Shoot the Italian twice.

Good day! "