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Old 05-22-2011, 11:52 AM  
CurrentlySober
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Originally Posted by DWB View Post
Assholes live longer.
Thats actually true. When the body dies, (especially suddenly, like in an accident) its often fairly common that it will empty its bowels.

Therefore, if the bodys death, dictates the asshole being functional, then the body will have been dead, before the asshole has finished its business.

Therefore, assholes DO INDEED live longer...
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