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Old 05-23-2011, 01:49 PM  
CurrentlySober
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Originally Posted by Nicky View Post
My childhood friend.

I begged my mom for a sot toy of mr hanky, so I could cuddle him tight in bed...

But, I guess times were hard, so instead of the soft version, I got given 'The Real Deal'...

I cuddled it hard, but it squished all over my bed, and the smell was awful... But.. It WAS a present... So I stuck with it...

After about 6 / 7 years of sleeping in shit, smothered all over my bedding and pyjamas... I decided that the smell, texture and feeling was 'homely'

Hence why I now, as a fully grown adult... 'Like Poo'

Thanks for the fond memories...

Thats why, ' I '*Sniff... Sob* Like Poo '
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