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Old 05-25-2011, 03:04 PM  
Paul Markham
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Originally Posted by Cherry7 View Post
How will you do this when you have no training or knowledge? You told me that a person cannot change a lens on a DSLR. You think that to get good sound you put it on a stand. Lighting is just for exposure, you use amateur cameras, you do not edit you material in anyway. The sound and picture are not subject to any post production. You bring no creativity to your work. When confronted with the poor nature of your photography you brag how much money it has made. Which, if true one wonders what are you moaning about, you took a lot of poor quality pictures and made a lot of money.
OK idiot, you asked for it.



What the fuck is that look on her face? It's about as erotic as my big toe. The "photography techniques" sucks. Looks like an amateur who hasn't progressed very far. also been done a 1,000 times.



Grainy and WTF is the appendix scar? Again nothing special.



Shit framing, you left the moles and spots on her body, where the post production? Also buy a razor and shaving foam for girls. Before you shoot a crap picture of their stubbly cracks. Also looks a bit on the yellow side. More post production work needed.



Crap framing, you chopped off the head of the girl looking at the camera. Out of focus, location shows a crap home, WTF is the white lead from the light meant to signify? Lighting is shit. Pose is a girl faking an orgasm. Very innovative.



Again crap framing and you have no idea how to pose a girl to show her curves. The front leg should be to the front, the back arched more to push up the rear and take the shit look off her face. It's a very bad picture.



Again crap framing. Don't chop off the toes. Either crop the feet out or get them in the picture. Posing is amateur. Looks grainy. Again she needs to have a full bush or no hair, stubble isn't erotic. Also not a very attractive girl.

Your stills work is worse than amateur. Amateurs learn and grow, they love what they do and strive to improve. Some of the best pictures I've seen were taken by amateurs.

My work.







You're not in the same league as me. You're in the amateurs game, I play in the professionals game.

If you want I'll show you some more of my good work.

These are better shots than any of yours. Framing, looks, exposure, focus sharp on his face and soft on the rest to give the emphasis to his sad look, posing all right. The picture tells a story.





I'm a sad puppy stuck on the stairs/in the bath. Or. How many more pictures do I have to pose for?
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