Instead of "Oh I could of had a V8" it should be, "Oh I could of had a date".
I always forget about dates even when I have em in the house. Have to put em right on the front shelf of the fridge. I dont know why, I like dates. They just are easily forgotten.

Thankfully nothing last like dates except maybe Turkish apricots
If a "fruit slice" (I know, bad boy, bad boy - the worst.. high fructose corn syrup) is available I am conditioned to go for it.
But I am changing.
