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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris WHO?
Exactly.
Heh heh, sorry, couldn't resist. Here's some "real" Chuck Norris jokes for ya:
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
How many Chock Norrises does it take to change a lightbulb? None - Chuck Norris doesn't change lightbulbs sucker, and has therefore been in the dark for years.
(That's just off the top of my head......like how Chuck Norris chooses his film roles. Ba-da Bing!)
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