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marketsmart · 06-03-2011, 07:39 AM

i wouldnt try to collect that.. its probably drug money from a distant relative thats trying to pin the rap on you...

you should probably go into hiding for a few months until this blows over...

i'll call my friend at scotland yard and see if i can get a plea bargain set up for you..

you might have to do a few years hard time, but its better to just deal with these things before they get worse..

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06-03-2011, 07:39 AM
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	i wouldnt try to collect that.. its probably drug money from a distant relative thats trying to pin the rap on you... you should probably go into hiding for a few months until this blows over... i'll call my friend at scotland yard and see if i can get a plea bargain set up for you.. you might have to do a few years hard time, but its better to just deal with these things before they get worse.. .