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Three hockey fans were driving along when they spied a body in the underbrush. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately, they found the nude body of a deceased young woman.
Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Vancouver Canuck's hat over one breast. The second guy, a Calgary Flames fan, placed his hat over the other breast. The Boston Bruins fan then placed his hat over the woman's private part.
Soon the police arrived. The coroner started checking over the body. He picked up the Canuck's hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the Flame's hat and returned it. Then he picked up the Bruins fan's hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time.
By this time, the Bruins fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert or something?" The coroner responded " I can't figure it out. Usually when I come across one of these Bruins hats, there's an asshole under it.
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