Even some yoga meditation and a pure spiritual state didn't help when a woman in Boulder, Colorado, went to use a portable toilet at a yoga festival and found a man hiding in the tank when she lifted the lid.
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Police said the woman noticed something moving inside the tank and went to festival security for help. Security officials reported seeing a man, covered in a tarp, inside the tank. The suspect eventually rose from the toilet and slithered away, covered in human waste
The suspect is believed to be in his 20s and is being sought on charges of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact. Police just might smell him before they spot him.