Originally Posted by DWB

Working on it. Not so easy to fake a royal blood test.

My first order would be for all the men to commit suicide or they would be banished from the kingdom and/or fed to alligators. Then I'd gather the largest harem in the history of the world. Then I'd ban tourism and expel all foreigners except for those I personally approve of.

Still working out the rest, but that's a good start I think.