SleazyDream

no one is going to believe this

It started a couple days ago. I often work late and I hear some noise in the bushes outside my office window. At first i thought it might be the wind, but then I realized there was no wind that night. So thoughts of a cat or a skunk came into my head. Praying that the access panel to under my house was in place, I looked out the window and saw what seemed like a large child's head pull up against the house. Thinking it was some kids playing a prank, I went to my outside door to scare the kid by asking what he was doing. When I came around the corner of the house, nothing was there. Oh well, I shrugged and headed back inside but looking up, as I often do cause I like looking at the stars, i saw what might have been a shooting star. At least at first. I was happy to see it, and it had a tail behind it too, a rare site. Until suddenly it made a right angle turn and headed up into the sky further till it disappeared. I had never seen that before and it made me think i had just seen a UFO. Somehow I felt a little scared but I was more curious about what i had seen then anything. I went back in and snuggled back up to my girlfriend and told her the story. She thought it was interesting, and that was it for the night.

The next night I heard the rustling again, and I saw what seemed like a light from below my window. I was curious and scared, thinking it might be an alien but then telling myself that would be foolish to think such things. I was too afraid to get up close to the window though, so i went outside quietly and when I turned the corner to see where the noise came from I saw a blur from something that moved very quickly around another corner of the house. I wasn't sure what to do, so I headed back in and looked up again to the sky. Suddenly, I saw what could have been the same shooting star again, but it seemed to be going up and not down or across the sky. Creepy. Nothing else happened that night.


The next night I heard more noises, and mustering up more courage I went outside fast to see what it was. There, in my front lawn in full view was something I had never seen before. I don't know how to describe it, so i won't. Actually some of this is still a little foggy in my memory, but I know I blacked out and then woke up standing up in my front yard. I'd like to say i was missing time, but I didn't check the time when I went out and when i came back in it seemed to be about right, as if I didn't miss any time or the like. Somehow I knew I had been out for a few hours or more though. Weird feeling.

All the next day my ass was itchy. It's happened before, one of those just gota scratch it kind of feelings, but it kept happening all day long. I felt like a weirdo scratching my ass, and I needed to scratch it all over the hole and such. It got so bad I started to wonder if this is how it feels to be gay, so I looked at some gay porn. Nope, still made me wana puke. Not gay, just an itchy asshole. Very itchy.

Anyway, nothing that night, no noise, no lights in the sky, nothing. I started to think it was all in my head as I worked away at my computer, noting the time was 2 am. Suddenly as I was working the time was 5 am. I had no idea where the time had gone, totally missing from my memory and no addition work had been done. I figured I had just dozed off in my chair though, it's happened before. I got up and went to bed with the girlfriend, but this time my cock was itchy. Just under the head, on the backside. And itchy bad. Starting to think i might have an STD or something. but scratching it made it better and I'm no stranger to pulling my wiener so this wasn't much different. No biggie.

Now this might all seem weird, but tonight as I'm typing this, I know I'm not at home. Sure it looks like my home and my office, but I know I'm not there. Somehow I'm somewhere else, and it's weird. I know I need help, I'm in over my head and I can't get out. It's like I'm in a virtual reality, it's not real but everything looks and feels real like my actual house, right down to Skufty sleeping by my side. But I don't know where I am.

Can someone please help me? What's happening? Why isn't this real? I have this creepy feeling something is going to happen, and I don't know what it is.

help? suggestions? has anyone else experienced anything like this before?

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