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Old 06-28-2011, 08:41 AM  
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Originally Posted by DWB View Post
The last time I went drinking with Jscott (and Dugmor), I barebacked some hooker in the bathroom of a gogo bar, on the piss covered floor and creampied her. Lost my shoe shortly after, walked the rest of the night without that shoe and have no idea how I ended up in my room, but I had to hold onto the bed with all my might because the room was spinning out of control. I vomited everywhere and just slept in it. I was sic for 2 days and ended up with a case of drippy dick.

It's also possible that earlier in the night I stuck my dick in some girl while getting a lap dance and shot a load in her too. There are memory fragments of this so it's a little cloudy. There was also some hot chick I was screwing either in another bathroom or in a hot tub (could be either or both) while Dugmor was banging out another chick on a bed.... no sight of Jscott. Total fucking haze.

Fuck, now that I think about it... hey Jscott, that wasn't you I was fucking in the bathroom was it? Serious question.
You should make the reality porn version of the hangover!!!
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