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kane · 07-06-2011, 04:06 AM

A guy comes home from work and finds his wife packing her suitcase. He asks her what she is doing.

"I'm moving to Vegas, " she says.

"Really? Why?" he asks.

"I saw on TV that prostitution is legal in Nevada and that girls get $400 just for blowjobs. I figure I might as well get paid for what I give you for free."

The guy goes to the closet, grabs his suitcase and starts packing.

"What you are doing?" the wife asks.

"I'm going with you."

"Why?" she wonders.

"I want to see how you plan on living on $800 a year."

Probably an old joke, but a friend emailed it to me today and it made me laugh.

07-06-2011, 04:06 AM
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	A guy comes home from work and finds his wife... A guy comes home from work and finds his wife packing her suitcase. He asks her what she is doing. "I'm moving to Vegas, " she says. "Really? Why?" he asks. "I saw on TV that prostitution is legal in Nevada and that girls get $400 just for blowjobs. I figure I might as well get paid for what I give you for free." The guy goes to the closet, grabs his suitcase and starts packing. "What you are doing?" the wife asks. "I'm going with you." "Why?" she wonders. "I want to see how you plan on living on $800 a year." Probably an old joke, but a friend emailed it to me today and it made me laugh.