Originally Posted by Slick

A blonde smashes her call into a wall. The cop comes over and asks what happened. The blonde says "I was going down the road and there was a tree, so I swerved to avoid it, there was another tree, I swerved to avoid it, there was another tree, I swerved to avoid it and hit a wall". The copy says "Lady, there's no trees on this road for 10 miles, that was your fucking air freshener."