Every time ive ever been cold cocked ive happened to have something very awesomely dangerous in my hand... they are morons... they should check first...
one guy punched me in the back of my head while i was about to get in my car... took my car keys to the face in one hit... fight over...
one guy hit me while i was sitting down eating with freakin pure habanero hot sauce in my hand... splashed it in his face... fight over...
One guy did a martial art kick out the back of my leg while I was moving a bunch of 2x4 lumber and i busted him in the head...
one guy hit me while i was eating (another time) while he was wearing a expensive suit and i honestly didnt even do this on purpose but the fruit punch i had next to me on the table flipped off the table and went all over him... I just started laughing actually...
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