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Old 07-14-2011, 12:10 PM  
OneHungLo
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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil View Post
ILS? Im assuming something - lat syndrome lol
I think it stands for Inflated Lat Syndrome

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Acronym for Inflated Lat Syndrome. ILS is a primal threat/mating display observed in the human male. The ILS display involves the male human holding out it’s arms away from it’s body at approximately a 20-40 degree angle and then walking with a slow deliberate gait inorder to look more imposing to other humans. The posture is used primarily as a form of non-verbal communication such as a mating display to attract or impress females or as a defense or dominance posture to appear larger to a threat or to intimidate rival males.
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Invisible Lat Syndrome. Guys who walk around thinking they're the man. Their arms are spread so far out that you cannot see their latissimus dorsi.
Look at this fool walking into gym class. He is only 15 inches wide but somehow he cannot fit through the doorway. Don't touch him, you might get ILS.
Hope that helps
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