Yesterday morning I almost hit a grey squirrel... It just appeared in the road from nowhere, and I instinctively swerved the car.
Instantly I realised I was going to hit a bollard, so I swerved back onto the road (Fuck the squirrel - I aint crashing for it) but it must have passed safely under the car, cause I saw it scurrying off in my rear view mirror as I continued on my way
