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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
1) If you ever need to steal a car, simply reach under the dashboard, where you will find just two single wires. One will be red, the other green.
More often than not, they will already be broken, with the ends exposed. Simply touch the ends together, and the car will start. 
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Car crashes, does somersault, blows up.
Baddies shoot car, car blows up.
Car crashes off bridge, blows up in mid air for no reason whatsoever.
Baddies use machine gun, empty clip, re-load, shoot no-one, car has two bullet holes, blows up anyway.
Shooting the tyre makes your car fly in the air, do a double twist, somersault and blow up while in the air.
Back screen gets shot, bullet never hits the front windscreen, obviously bullet just stops.
No-one ever locks their car doors when they drive, makes it easier to hijack.
Guys stops car driving at 60mph and shouts "Cop. I want your car" now one ever says "Fuck Off get your own"
Cars fly off raised bridges/skyscapers and land and keep driving with no affect on the suspension or steering. We hit a pothole the size of your fist and you have to get your steering realigned.
If your Bruce Willis, you can destroy helicopter flying 30 meters in air by driving your car into it.
Black guy does crime, chase down.....................