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Originally Posted by marlboroack
This was stupid. I want a refund.
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No one ever returned porn and asked for a refund back in the magazine days. back then, people would come to the store, buy the magazine, take it home, masturbate by pretending they were the guy getting the blowjob from the girl, or if the scene was shot properly (in the Paul Markham style, of course) then perhaps he would fantasize he was the person shooting the scene....
Anyway, the person would masturbate, that's my point here. Back when people bought real porn people really masturbated, not like today...
But I digress. So when that person was finished masturbating to the superior product that was magazine porn, they would not go back to the store and ask for a refund and, if they did, would be beaten mercilessly by a giant asian "security man".
Another reason online porn is failing: refunds. Right Paul?