Let's all breathe a sigh of relief:
I saw the headline on Yahoo: "Team interested in Favre: Could Favre return to the NFL?"
As I was clicking the link, I kept thinking, "Please don't be the Eagles. Please don't be the Eagles."
And then the article loaded, titled
"Eagles may want to sign Brett Favre; Vick would be ?honored?."
I literally yelled, "FUCK!"