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Old 07-27-2011, 10:26 AM  
SallyRand
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Originally Posted by dyna mo View Post
going on a bender......how do i prepare?

haven't drank in several months either. there's going to be lots of liquor, no beer or wine.
Look, just go out and get a steak a few hours before you start on this binge.

No food while you're drinking, especially shit like pizza.

When you get good and loaded and need to throw up, just go puke!

Swirl a bit of water around in your mouth and brush you teeth and then head back for another tall cool one! Don't mix up your stuff; if you start with Scotch, stay with Scotch. You'll hang over a lot less with vodka.

Don't act like an amateur and for further advice on the subject go here:

http://www.drunkard.com/
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