I had a cyst on the end of my tail bone that I had to have taken out years ago. required some surgery and they put some drainage tube thing near the top of my ass... pretty fucking sick.
Anyway, I had to take meds for a few days because the incision was so close to my asshole that they didn't want it to break... basically had the shits for a week. Went back, got checked out and stitches removed but had to take an MRI of my lower intestine to make sure everything was ok, so I had to drink a gallon of barium (gross silver think drink).
Later that day I had to shit and FUUUUUUUUUUUCK it hurt so bad, felt like my insides were tearing and someone was reverse raping me with a telephone pole. I was so scared I didn't know what to do because I didn't want to take any meds thinking it would push it out harder, so I sat, cried and pushed for a while... so long my mom knocked on the door and asked if everything was alright.
I then knew what it was like to give birth
