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Originally Posted by MasterBlow
1. Anniston, Alabama: If a woman loses a game of pool, it is illegal for her to settle her tab with sex.
2. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.
3. Cottonwood, Arizona: Couples having sex in a vehicle with flat wheels will be fined. The fine will be doubled if the sex occurs in the backseat.
4. Newcastle, Wyoming: Couples are banned from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.
5. Tremonton, Utah: No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. Um... discrimination, anyone?
6. Oblong, Illinois: It's punishable by law to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
7. Bozeman, Montana: All sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown is illegal ? if they're nude.
8. Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
9. Utah: Sex with an animal ? unless performed for profit ? is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.
10. Oxford, Ohio: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
11. Minnesota: It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish ? ladies, apparently, you?re in the clear. |
And then there are these:
In Washington, D.C. the only acceptable sexual position is missionary, all others are illegal.
In Willowdale, Oregon it is illegal to talk dirty during sex.
Oral sex is illegal in 18 states.
In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.
In Utah, it is illegal to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city?s airport property.
In Alabama it?s illegal for a woman to buy a vibrating sex toy.