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Originally posted by Wilbo
They weren't gonna let me back into the U.S. after going to Montreal for Internext in 98. The guy was a real prick. He wanted to know if there was any porn on my laptop after I told him where I'd been. I said " nope, not one titty " in a loud voice. It embarassed him so much he let me through in double time 
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Why would you tell them you were at a porn convention? Just say you went sightseeing or something.