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Originally posted by SonOfRage
I joined the Navy when I got out of Highschool. I went AWOL because I could not stand the repeated sexual advances toward me by other sailors. Funny white hats, and bell bottom slacks should have been the first clue.
All I wanted to do was protect America for evil. The Navy was no place for a SuperHero like myself.
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Two days into bootcamp you missed mommy and went and cried about smoking pot and lying about it.
I'm sure the national defense of the United States suffered when you deserted. You were in a foreign Navy, right?