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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass
Always buy 2 of everything bro... you cannot afford her to steal your last can of beer  |
Ohh man... So last week I take a nap. I wake up looking forward to sharing my tall can of beer with my beloved Eagles. The house smells fucking amazing. Someone has put some chicken in the crock pot. Fuck yeah! Going to be a good day!
Where's my beer? WTF? Where is my beer? Game just started... Need my fucking beer?
Why is my beer can in the fucking garbage? Jesus, what has happened?
She flavored the chicken with my tall can... says it worked out perfect because she usually needs to use 2 or 3, but that thing just filled it right the fuck up!