He's a great listener!!
(10:33:49 AM) Sly: You are quite cynical
(10:34:01 AM) ME: haha. yeah, i know.
(10:39:39 AM) ME: BTW...
(10:39:39 AM) ME: i need a new keyboard for my a notebook
(10:39:42 AM) ME: there is a problem
(10:39:50 AM) ME: i tend to scratch my nuts a lot while i work
(10:39:58 AM) ME: so then pubic hair ends up on the keyboard and under the keys
(10:40:10 AM) ME: to change the keyboard, you have to remove it to get the model number
(10:40:23 AM) ME: doing that means all this pubic hair falls all over the place
(10:40:26 AM) ME: vacuuming it will just suck off the remaining keys
(10:40:29 AM) ME: i can't figure out how to remove the keyboard by myself. it seems like its going to break when i try
(10:40:36 AM) ME: but i don't want to take it to someone to do it for me
(10:41:00 AM) ME: how fucked up is that? 2 keys are missing. 3 others fall off regularly when typing. i'm afraid to change it because they will see the pubic hair.
(10:41:28 AM) ME: it's either buy a new notebook or deal with the shame. tough call
(10:41:35 AM) ME: And hey, thanks for listening by the way!
(10:41:42 AM) Sly: Well thanks for that window into the life of you!
Seriously, he's one of the good ones!