I guess I should feel bad now, you called me fat. OH NOES, how will I go on with my day? Hopefully the bakery is still open, but if not I'll drown my sorrows with some Taco Bell.
Last few flights I took on Southwest only required one seat for me, so I guess I'm not as fat as Kevin Smith.
I'd rather be a slob then a riCKety ass wanna be ghetto bitch. So here's a oink for your sorry ass.
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