Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan
I was just at starbucks with a date and this chick is all "I want a grande". So being the big peeempin i am i pulled out my wank and slammed it on the table.
The starbucks chick busted out an O face. Gave us our coffee free and gave ME the tip jar.
just another day being me.
ME =  |
You're such an asshole ... I would instantly have you arrested ... Perhaps toss my scalding hot coffee in your face for good measure ...
YOU = Loser