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Mutt · 08-30-2011, 08:48 PM

was a guy all the kids in the neighborhood called Uncle Carl. it was a hot summer day and we were playing football in the vacant lot beside Carl's house, kicked the ball too far and went off Carl's roof into his backyard, I squeezed through the hedges to get into the backyard and there he was, looming over me, his hairy belly was oiled up and he had a cold can of beer and asked me if I wanted one or a soda pop ................ like i said it was a hot summer day, I accepted the offer, and the rest is history. I spent the rest of the summer scared I was pregnant and would have a baby even if I was a male.

08-30-2011, 08:48 PM
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	was a guy all the kids in the neighborhood called Uncle Carl. it was a hot summer day and we were playing football in the vacant lot beside Carl's house, kicked the ball too far and went off Carl's roof into his backyard, I squeezed through the hedges to get into the backyard and there he was, looming over me, his hairy belly was oiled up and he had a cold can of beer and asked me if I wanted one or a soda pop ................ like i said it was a hot summer day, I accepted the offer, and the rest is history. I spent the rest of the summer scared I was pregnant and would have a baby even if I was a male. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!