Originally Posted by TheSquealer

If you're actually married, hang on to that guy no matter what. You're lucky to have someone that can tolerate some annoying twat who gets bent out of shape with typos as proof of anything. That little red flag, leaves no doubt that you're a total shithead, demanding and impossible to please bitch in every other area of your life as well.

But don't get too cocky. Don't be fooled by the fact that you found some submissive guy who you've managed to shape into you're bitch. He'll get sick of it one day and blow. The headline will probably be "Woman disappears, husband is a personal of interest, says police". No doubt, your idiotic family will be in the press, choking back tears as they drone on and on about how adorable you were and how they never liked him, continually citing an incident 7 years ago where he punched a hole in the wall as proof that something was "off" with him and they knew it all along. Al Sharpton will try to get involved and no one will really be clear why. Nancy Grace, suffering through a dry spell of dead bodies to talk about, will do a special about it. Her ratings will plummet because you're not young enough or cute enough. Her producer will say "I told you so... lets go back to anniversary specials and updates on that girl in Aruba and Casey Anthony. Both are proven to get ratings. This was just some dumb bitch who caught an axe in the head because she couldn't stop pushing her husband and no one cares"

Your disappearance will get some attention however because you're a blond, white girl. Black comedians will make fun of that fact. Your body will never be found, you'll be quickly forgotten and people will still be here starting the occasional thread like "remember that annoying twat who finally pushed her husband over the edge" and few people will care... the occasional person like me will pop in to correct grammar and spelling, a subtle joke that will be noticed by few, other than myself and Warchild. Like a quiet, cool nod of satisfaction.